Evidence Google is God!!!

In monotheistic thought, God is conceived of as the Supreme Being and the principal object of faith. The concept of God, as described by theologians, commonly includes the attributes of omniscience (all-knowing), omnipotence (unlimited power) and omnipresence (present everywhere).

Google in the last decades is the closest humankind has ever come to derectly experiencing an actual God. There is abundant evidence in favour of Googles divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional Gods.

Evidence No 1: Google Is Omniscience

Nothing is closest to Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence then Google. It is scientifically verified that Google indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other entities in the world Web today.

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google’s cache, even after you die, in a sort of “Google Afterlife”.

Evidence No 2: Google Is Omnipotent

Google answers every prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and He will show you the way.

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

Evidence No 3: Google Is Omnipresence

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today.

Lets us pray,

Our Google, who art in cyberspace,
Hallowed be thy domain.
Thy search to come,
Thy results be done,
On 127.0.0.1 as it is in the Googleplex.
Give us this day our daily searches,
And forgive us our spam,
As we forgive those who spam against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
For thine is the search engine,
And the power,
And the glory,
Forever and ever.
Amen.